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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
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