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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Gary Ablett Jr.","displaytitle":"Gary Ablett Jr.","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3098509","titles":{"canonical":"Gary_Ablett_Jr.","normalized":"Gary Ablett Jr.","display":"Gary Ablett Jr."},"pageid":1732019,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Gary_Ablett_2019.1.jpg/330px-Gary_Ablett_2019.1.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Gary_Ablett_2019.1.jpg","width":1116,"height":1675},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282415277","tid":"a3126eb7-0a14-11f0-bc5a-ca81885719a1","timestamp":"2025-03-26T07:33:40Z","description":"Australian rules footballer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ablett_Jr.","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ablett_Jr.?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ablett_Jr.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gary_Ablett_Jr."},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ablett_Jr.","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gary_Ablett_Jr.","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ablett_Jr.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gary_Ablett_Jr."}},"extract":"Gary Ablett Jr. is a former professional Australian rules footballer who played for the Geelong Football Club and Gold Coast Suns in the Australian Football League (AFL). The eldest son of Australian Football Hall of Fame member and former Hawthorn and Geelong player Gary Ablett Sr., Ablett was drafted to Geelong under the father–son rule in the 2001 national draft and has since become recognised as one of the all-time great midfielders. Ablett is a dual premiership player, dual Brownlow Medallist, five-time Leigh Matthews Trophy winner, three-time AFLCA champion player of the year award winner and eight-time All-Australian.","extract_html":"
Gary Ablett Jr. is a former professional Australian rules footballer who played for the Geelong Football Club and Gold Coast Suns in the Australian Football League (AFL). The eldest son of Australian Football Hall of Fame member and former Hawthorn and Geelong player Gary Ablett Sr., Ablett was drafted to Geelong under the father–son rule in the 2001 national draft and has since become recognised as one of the all-time great midfielders. Ablett is a dual premiership player, dual Brownlow Medallist, five-time Leigh Matthews Trophy winner, three-time AFLCA champion player of the year award winner and eight-time All-Australian.
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
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