{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
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