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Inuktitut, also known as Eastern Canadian Inuktitut, is one of the principal Inuit languages of Canada. It is spoken in all areas north of the North American tree line, including parts of the provinces of Newfoundland and Labrador, Quebec, to some extent in northeastern Manitoba as well as the Northwest Territories and Nunavut. It is one of the aboriginal languages written with Canadian Aboriginal syllabics.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Rik Torfs","displaytitle":"Rik Torfs","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2521676","titles":{"canonical":"Rik_Torfs","normalized":"Rik Torfs","display":"Rik Torfs"},"pageid":27415232,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Rik_Torfs05052010.jpg/330px-Rik_Torfs05052010.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Rik_Torfs05052010.jpg","width":425,"height":425},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284895709","tid":"a3f5033f-1601-11f0-bee1-6feefc1af2cd","timestamp":"2025-04-10T11:47:55Z","description":"Belgian canon law scholar and media personality","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Torfs","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Torfs?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Torfs?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rik_Torfs"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Torfs","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rik_Torfs","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Torfs?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rik_Torfs"}},"extract":"\nHenri Maria Dymphna André Laurent \"Rik\" Torfs is a Belgian canon law scholar and media personality. He is a former Senator for the Christian Democratic and Flemish party in the Belgian Federal Parliament and a former Rector of the Catholic University of Leuven.","extract_html":"
\nHenri Maria Dy