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Fire It Up is an EP released by American rapper Kid Rock in 1993. The vinyl edition served as a single for his song \"I Am the Bullgod\", consisting of that song and \"My Oedipus Complex\" as a B-side, while the cassette and compact disc editions were extended plays with other songs.
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Valdimar Ásmundsson was the founder and editor of Fjallkonan. Valdimar was married to Bríet Bjarnhéðinsdóttir, a feminist and publisher of Kvennablaðið.
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Lance Edward Walker is the chief United States district judge of the United States District Court for the District of Maine. He was formerly a justice of the Maine Superior Court.
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