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Andrei Pavlovich Svetlakov is a Russian professional ice hockey player. He is currently playing with Traktor Chelyabinsk of the Kontinental Hockey League (KHL). He was selected by the Minnesota Wild, 178th overall, in the 2017 NHL Entry Draft.
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