{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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